Friday, June 20, 2008

Relax

Teacher to Mr.X " Where were U born?
Mr.X : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Mr.X : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

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Mr.X : People consider me as a "GOD"
Mr.Y : How do you know??
Mr.X : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have come again..

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Mr.X complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Mr.X : I was watching TV na....

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If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's
younger sis and elder sis?

Ans : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Ans: Both dont exist on earth !!!

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Ans : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence?

Ans : A 99 year old Mr.X going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme

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5 comments:

விஜய் said...

Long back, in Ananda Vikatan, there was a series of Mr. X jokes. One of them is like this:
Mr.X to his friend: This cricket team has played with 10 women.
Friend: How do you know?
Mr. X: Because they are now announcing the 'Man of the Match'
Good collection.
Cheers,
Vijay

முகுந்தன் said...

Vijay,

Thanks for your comments.

one of the Mr X joke in Anandha vikatan.

Mr X. goes to Andhra . He wants to buy mangoes and checks with the lady who is selling mango and finds that 3 mangoes are sold for Rs 20.

Now he asks 10 roobailku ostahava?
(instead of 10 roobaaikku istahava?) and you can guess what would have happened!!!!

Shwetha Robert said...

Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Ans: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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this is threeeeee much:)

Shwetha Robert said...

funny jokes, nice:))

முகுந்தன் said...

//Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Ans: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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good and realistic :))