Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.