Monday, June 30, 2008

Mr X

ஒரு தடவை Mr.X-kku ஒரு நேர்முக தேர்வு இருந்தது.
Mr.X இன் நண்பர் ஒருத்தரும் அந்த கம்பனியில் நேர்முக தேர்வுக்கு போயிருந்தவர்.அவர் "என்னை திருக்குறள் கேட்டாங்க.அதனால திருக்குறள் கொஞ்சம் படிச்சு வச்சிக்க,உதவியா இருக்கும்னு சொன்னார்.
உடனே , Mr.X நடுக்கத்தோட,"எனக்கு திருக்குறள் தெரியாதே,என்ன பண்ணுறது ?"ன்னு கேட்டார். உடனே அவரோட நண்பர்,"ஒன்னும் பயப்படாதே , நீ போற பஸ்ல ரெண்டு வரில எழுதி இருக்கும், படிச்சிட்டு போன்னு சொன்னார் .நம்ம Mr.X-ம் அப்படியே பஸ்ல பாது படிச்சிட்டு போனார்.போன இடத்தில் அதே மாதிரி "ஏதாவது குறள் தெரிஞ்சா சொல்லுங்க" அப்படீன்னு கேட்டாங்க.

Mr.X பெருமையா சொன்னார் ,
"சரியான சில்லறை கொடுத்து டிக்கெட்டை வாங்கவும்"

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One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the well before taking a tonic.B'cos in the tonic bottle it's written as Shake well before use !!!

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One night Mr. X was searching something under a streetlight.His friend came and asked Hey X what are you doing here ... ?
Mr. X : I lost my ring
Friend : Exactly where you lost ?
Mr. X : Near the corner of next street
Friend : Then why you are searching here ... go and search there
Mr. X : Ya. That's right. But there's no street light in that street.So, how can I search in the dark ? That's why I'm searching here !!!

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Mr X went for an interview.The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX's pocket and asked him,Mr X where is the pen?
Mr X replied in the pocket

The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked
Mr X where is the pen now?
Mr X replied antha pocket
Actually , he was answering him in tamil.

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Mr.X and his friend had a talk.
Mr.X told that he came the previous day from Delhi in TN express.
His friend asked him In 2-tier or 3-tier
Mr.X burst out angrily, Did u think that I am a fool ? How come train has tiers ?

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Mr. X avaroda friend mookkai (nose) kadichittaar. Case court-kku pochu.
Judge (to Mr.X) : Eamba avar mookkai kadiche?
Mr. X : Naan kadikkalai. Avane avan mookkai kadichittaan!
Judge : Adhu eppadi? Mookku vaikku meala irukku. Kadikka mudiyaathe?!
Mr. X : Ithu enna pramaatham... chair pottu eari ninnu kadichiruppaan!
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One day Mr.X's little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the Mother Tongue:.... field.

Mr.X simply said 'write approximately 6cm'
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3 comments:

விஜய் said...

Mr. X and his friend went to a movie. An actor in the movie was about to commit suicide. His friend said: "I say that guy will commit suicide. What's the bet. 100 Rs."
Mr. X: I say he will not commit suicide. Agreed 100 Rs bet.

The guy commits suicide and Mr.X gives 100 Rs to his friend.
At the end of the movie, his friend says, "Mr. X. I have seen the movie and I know that the guy would commit suicide. So, take the money back"
Mr. X replies, "I too have seen the movie. But I never thought that the guy would again commit suicide" :)

முகுந்தன் said...

good one

Leila said...

Interesting to know.