Sunday, June 29, 2008

Men and Women

Men:
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1. All men feel they are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck
with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off
if the woman leaves them.

7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their
mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something
to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just
"an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.

14 comments:

Shwetha Robert said...

Good one:)))

Shwetha Robert said...

Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.
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LOL:))

Its very true;

Shwetha Robert said...

New template looks cute:)))

முகுந்தன் said...

Thanks Shwetha

விஜய் said...

Has spain erupted now?

விஜய் said...

Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

I don't believe. Although they expect you to compliment, when you do, they say, "you harass me"

முகுந்தன் said...

//I don't believe. Although they expect you to compliment, when you do, they say, "you harass me"//

too good.

முகுந்தன் said...

//Has spain erupted now?//

I did not watch the match, but people were crazy last night and the celebrations continued till morning.
lot of public property were also damaged because of the crowd.they have won Euro cup after 44 years.

விஜய் said...

// முகுந்தன் said...
I did not watch the match, but people were crazy last night and the celebrations continued till morning.
lot of public property were also damaged because of the crowd.they have won Euro cup after 44 years.//
I was sobbing after Germany's loss :(

அனுஜன்யா said...

Coming late to this post. I was rooting for Spain precisely for the same reason i.e. they havent won anything worthwhile in a long long time. They are always good prospects for QF or SF. They also played good soccer a la Brazil.

முகுந்தன் said...

Yes, people here are excited and most of them had celebrations the whole night and went back home only in the mornings.I saw lot of them in the metro the next morning going back home at around 7.00 am.

betting was also on full swing and most of them had withdrawn from betting fearing that Spain would now win :-)

Divyapriya said...

//Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.//

LOL :-D

//Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.//

This is universal truth...

//Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear//

This is also one more universal truth, you should be a woman to exp. this :-)

Divyapriya said...

Btw, all these are your observations?? really awesome...ROTFL :-D

முகுந்தன் said...

Divyapriya,

Thanks for your comments.

//Btw, all these are your observations?? really awesome...ROTFL :-D//

No except the one below others are forwards.

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Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't
believe you.
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